Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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