You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
There's always time for handjobs
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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