So drunk, too bad you don't want this
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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