people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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