do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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