Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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