Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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