I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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