He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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