The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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