god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im six kinds of drunk right now
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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