Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
okay pat passed out under dana's car
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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