Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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