He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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