Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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