On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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