i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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