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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular

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  Wrong number and your a loser

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.

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• (510): View more from California

  I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.

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• (951): View more from California

  I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.

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• (949): View more from California

  Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless

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• (347): View more from New York

  tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Pray for me

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