We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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