have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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