Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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