I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
