i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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