In the future we'll all be gay
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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