3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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