I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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