Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
how does that bad decision feel?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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