bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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