they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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