do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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