He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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