Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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