I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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