I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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