Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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