I heard we made out
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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