glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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