WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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