Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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