Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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