I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i out mim tonsoeep
the raccoons are back...
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