So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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