you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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