Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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