He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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