don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.