To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?