haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face