thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
that's an acceptable place to lick
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We are two peas in an std pod
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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