i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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