Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know