omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.