Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
