its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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