how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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