I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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