I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
