Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and she was petting her beer can
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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