Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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